the one&only Sheldon Cooper

"I’ve spent the past three-and-a-half years staring at greaseboards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college; and before that, I was in the fifth grade.."



Sheldon: I'll have a diet Coke.
Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.
Sheldon: Fine... I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre.
Penny: That's... rum and Coke without the rum.
Sheldon: Yes, and would you make it diet?


"OK, so let's change and noone gets to be the Flash.."



- So, what are you Sheldon? Let me guess, a zebra?
- Another child left behind...

(...)

- Why can't you just tell people you're a zebra?!
- Why don't you tell people you're a dwarf?
- Because I'm a hobbit!
- And I'm the Doppler effect-neeeeooooooowww!

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