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Nefret eden bi insan değilimdir, kolay kolay da tiksinmem hiçbir şeyden, fakat Avril Lavigne hakikaten insana başka şans bırakmıyor. Kendisinden, varlığından bahsediyorum. Müziğiyle (!) ilgili olaraksa, müzik müzik olalı böyle katliam görmemiştir herhalde. Buyrunuz internette trajik bir hata sonucu karşı karşıya geldiğim ve beni içinde avril-lavigne kelimeleri geçen bir yazı yazmaya kadar sürükleyerek agraasivfleştiren söz konusu hanım kızın incileri:

"It's not about me personally attacking people, it's getting them scared. I'm just freakin 'em out so that I can seel the most records and stuff." (On dissing other singers)

"I'm not gonna go out there and dress like a hoe and stuff. Look how well that worked for Britney."

"The guys I date have to be like me. I can't see myself with some skinny prep guy driving in his daddy's car."

"I swear, what is she tring to do (Christina Aguleira), beat Britney on being the sluttiest of all time? She is freakin nasty. I mean, how many STD's does she have? Who goes around telling everyone about their p---- ring? It's sick."

"It's like not about the style, its about the music." (on being Punk)

"I wish everyone whould stop saying that I'm not "punk"! God damnit, I created punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. Thats what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation. People look up to me and want to be me. And that's fine, just don't try to copy the sh*t I do!" (tövbe de hacı.)

"People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols. Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?"

"I think that skater over there is SO CUTE!"

"I get all these loser preps coming up to me asking for autographs and all this crap, and I really want to tell them, 'My music is not for people like you!'"

"Girls and guys can relate to my songs. They are deep and emotional. I wrote those lyrics when I was trying to survive."

• "I was eating bad stuff. Lots of sugar and carbs, junk food all the time. It makes you very irritated." (when asked why her songs are so angry)

"I can write a song a day."

"It's not cheesy, because I wrote it." (When asked if her songs are cheesy)

• "He was a boy, she was a girl / Can I make it more obvious?

He was a punk, she did ballet / What more can I say?"

('Sk8er Boi', 2002)

"It's something about "S8ter Boi" that makes it so hard rock. Oh, I know! It's me singing on the *beep* track!"

"I'm a very emotional person and my talent is transferring my emotions on to paper. It's something I can just do. People may be in disbelief that I wrote it but I did."

• "Don't like me for who I am? Then you don't like me for who I am. And all you're gonna get is who I am."

('Complicated', 2002)

"I like wiping out and hurting myself and crying. And I like to show off my bruises. And, me and the guys just like to mess around on them, even though we all suck."

"I would describe my album as rock, pop, alternative... It's kind of all over the place. It's music with an edge."

"My butt-crack showing is like my trademark. I wear my pants loose, and lately Ive been so busy I've lost a few pounds. My ass-crack is always showing!" (orda bi dur bakalım biç, o dediğin asıl gubura'nın tıreydmarkı ve o senin daha batkırekin çıkmadan uzun zaman evvel batkırekini afişe etmekteydi. )

"I don't want to be no fake pop sh*t."

"Nick Carter wanted me to sing on his album but, you know, it's not really my thing. I'm not putting myself in the teen pop type of box."

"Pink's pretty cool. She's just kinda like a poser."

"People like Shakira shouldn't have record contracts. She can't even speak English."

"People like comparing me to Alanis. Sorry, I take baths."

"I don't really care if my clothes are wrinkled or there's a stain on my shirt. Going out on the road, your clothes are dirty."

"I dress cool and I look hot, so if you don't like it suck it."

"I really hate preps."

"'Sk8er Boi' is one of the most hardest, rawest songs ever made. Alot of girls wish they could jam on the gutiar like I could, but they can't!"

"I think the Osbournes suck! It's a passing fad."

"I grew up on the mean streets of Canada and I had to survive." (ha ha ha...)

"From where I come from we toke it up!"

"She's not being herself up there because she's dancing like a ho. Is she ho? She says she's a virgin. Y'know, it's just not clicking. She's doing one thing and saying another thing, y'know? It's definitely not what I'm going to do." (On Britney Spears)

"When I first came out on the scene, I acted liked a kid and dressed like a kid. I was such a tomboy. I wore my hair the same way every day. Barely wore makeup. And now, I LOVE clothes. I love shoes, I love purses!"

"I'm not into gloss and glamour. It's soooo fake."

Allahım yarattın bari takip et diye cheesy bir deyiş vardır ya, tüm kalbimlen katılıyorum. Tez akıl fikir bu yaşam formuna.

Ayrıyetten müzik müzik olalı böyle katliam görmedi demiştim ama yok vazgeçtim daha ziyade çelişki çelişki olalı böyle çelişen adam görmedi asıl.

XOXO,
Gosip Törl.